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50 ways to vonfuse your roommate



>50 more ways to confuse your roommate!!! Still Having Roommate Problems??
>
> 51. Cry a lot.
>
> 52. Send secret admirer notes on your roommate's blitzmail.
>
> 53. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the
> baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If he/she
>walks
> by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.
>
> 54. Paste used kleenexes to his/her walls.
>
> 55. Whenever your roomate comes in from the shower, lower your eyes and
> giggle to yourself.
>
> 56. If you get in before your roomate, go to sleep in his/her bed.
>
> 57. Put pornos under his/her bed. Whenever someone comes to visit your
> roommate when they're not home, show them the magazines.
>
> 58. Whenever you go to sleep, start jumping on your bed . . . do so for a
> while, then jump really high and act like you hit your head on the
>ceiling.
> Crumple onto your bed and fake like you were knocked out . . . use this
> method to fall asleep every night for a month.
>
> 59. If your roommate goes away for a weekend, change the locks.
>
> 60. Whenever his/her parents call and ask for your roommate, breathe into the
> phone for 5 seconds then hang up.
>
> 61. Whenever he/she goes to shower, drop whatever you're doing, grab a towel,
> and go shower too.
>
> 62. Find out your roommate's post office box code. Open it and take his/her
> mail. Do this for one month. After that, send the mail to him/her by UPS.
>
> 63. Collect all of your pencil shavings and sprinkle them on the floor.
>
> 64. Create an imaginary cat for a pet. Talk to it every night, act like
> you're holding it, keep a litter box under your desk. After two weeks, say
> that your cat is missing. Put up signs in your dorm, blame your roommate.
>
> 65. Call safety & security whenever your roommate turns up his/her music.
>
> 66. Follow him/her around on weekends.
>
> 67. Sit on the floor and talk to the wall.
>
> 68. Whenever the phone rings, get up and answer the door.
>
> 69. Whenever someone knocks, answer the phone.
>
> 70. Take his/her underwear. Wear it.
>
> 71. Whenever your roommate is walking through the room, bump into him/her.
>
> 72. Stare at your roommate for five minutes out of every hour. Don't say
> anything, just stare.
>
> 73. Tell your roommate that someone called and said that it was really
> important but you can't remember who it was.
>
> 74. Let mice loose in his/her room.
>
> 75. Give each of your walls a different name. Whenever you can't answer a
> problem, ask each of your walls. Write down their responses, then ask your
> ceiling for the final answer. Complain to your roommate that you don't

>trust
> your ceiling.
>
> 76. Take your roommate's papers and hand them in as your own.
>
> 77. Skip to the bathroom.
>
> 78. Take all of your roommate's furniture and build a fort. Guard the fort
> for an entire weekend.
>
> 79. Gather up a garbage bag full of leaves and throw them in a pile in
> his/her room. Jump in them. Comment about the beautiful foilage.
>
> 80. When you walk into your room, turn off your lights. Turn them on when you
> leave.
>
> 81. Print up satanic signs and leave them in your room where he/she can find
> them.
>
> 82. Whenever you're on the phone and he/she walks in, hang up immediately
> without saying anything and crawl under your desk. Sit there for two
>minutes
> than call whoever it was back.
>
> 83. Insist on writing the entire lyrics to American Pie on your ceiling above
> your bed. Sing them every night before you go to bed.
>
> 84. Use a bible as kleenex. Yell at your roommate if they say Jesus or God
> Damnit.
>
> 85. Burn incense.
>
> 86. Eat moths.
>
> 87. Buy Sea Monkeys and grow them. Name one after your roommate. Announce the
> next day that that one died. Name another one after your roommate. The
>next
> day say that it died. Keep this up until they all die.
>
> 88. Collect Chia-Pets.
>
> 89. Refuse to communicate in anything but sign language.
>
> 90. Eat a bag of marshmellows before you go to bed. The next day, spray three
> bottles of whip cream all over your floor. Say you got sick.
>
> 91. Wipe deoderant all over your roommate's walls.
>
> 92. If you know that he/she is in the room, come barging in out of breath.
> Ask if they saw a fat bald naked Tibetan man run through carrying a
>hundred
> dollar bill. Run back out swearing.
>
> 93. Leave apple cores on his/her bed.
>
> 94. Keep feces in your fridge. Complain that there is never anything to eat.
>
> 95. Piss in a jar and leave it by your bed. When your roommate isn't looking,
> replace it with a jar of apple juice. Wait until your roommate turns
>around.
> Drink it.
>
> 96. Don't ever flush.
>
> 97. Buy an inflatable doll. Sleep with it.
>
> 98. Hang stuffed animals with nooses from your ceiling. Whenever you walk by
> them mutter, "You shouldn't have done that to me."
>
> 99. Lick him/her while they are asleep.
>
> 100. Dress in drag.

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